Spooky

The Halloween process begins with a trip to the pumpkin patch.

You gotta kick the tires on these pumpkins. Check their teeth, that sort of thing.

These are mine. You can't have them.

Back to the car, driver. Chop, chop.

Sure, they get to pose with the jack o'lanterns. But guess who scooped all the guts out of those suckers.

(Hint: it wasn't the dog.)


Hurry, while he's asleep let's raid his candy. I hope you like Almond Joy bars, kid.